Trouble is the disturbance of peace. It is the result of a vast array of events strung together by commas. When trouble strikes it is imperative to address it immediately. Leave no room for it to swallow you whole.

Bite it in the face, attack it mercilessly and without fear. It may lash back but you must not back down. Do not ring the bells of victory until it has drawn its last breath.

Trouble may not scream in your face and may not consume you, but it will lurk in the shadows and loom over your shoulders like a desperate umbrella. Never keep it at bay, never turn your back to it, pummel it into the ground and decimate it from the planet.

(／。＼) (／ 。＼)

– ƴΐ⍧ի⍲e⌊ ⅋ yӭ𐦤⚇⍕⍑

P.S. So, DNA, vape, and other deep shit.

Did you know…?

…that DNA is AND spelled backwards?

Just like Dan is Nad spelled backwards.

Or like the opposite of ADN –

DNA AND NDA

Although they share the same letters, they are not related. But generally, you should sign an NDA when giving your DNA to someone who knows how to clone humans.

PSA

If you haven't yet given your DNA to a for-profit corporation, please refrain from doing that, because it's:

1. Lawless: Most of the world, and of course the U.S., does not have strong laws governing DNA data ownership.
   1. Currently, the companies just get the rights to make money off of the pool of DNA data they've collected.
   2. Look, I'm not a lawyer, nor an apologist for the current market regime based on personal data (what some call 'surveillance capitalism').
   3. And I get that your individual DNA might not be all that valuable, so why not give it up for science? You can just give it to non-profits.
   4. But don't you just feel like you should own that shit? It's literally your DNA.
2. Priceless: We don't know what 90-99% of the DNA does. We haven't discovered it yet (this is according to a Perplexity Pro search, with 5 citations).
   1. Yeah, 90-99%. Imagine all the shit we might discover about ourselves.
   2. So basically, you're giving is your whole DNA and getting the most basic information based on 1-10% of your DNA,
   3. I mean, do you really need to confirm that you're [European, East Asian, South Asian, South American, etc.]? You're basically just going to be what your grandparents told you are.
3. Feckless: Shit like this happens, and now it's just out there. Anyone can make your clone now.

23andMe confirms hackers stole ancestry data on 6.9 million users | TechCrunch

Genetic testing company 23andMe revealed that its data breach was much worse than previously reported, hitting about half of its total customers.

TechCrunchLorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai

we are noise

Here’s the situation: we take up a line in your inbox, among your 10,000 other dirty emails, we’re right there adding noise. noise is an apt name because for a lot of you, this is going to turn into an email who’s title you read every week but never open. That’s the true definition of noise at least in the context of email inboxes.

Why I vaped

I vaped because I wanted to, because I was used to it. I vaped to uplift my mind and gather a semblance of division between myself and reality. A pleasant distance, not running, but appreciating from the other side.

I vaped because I decided to in a single moment, a moment in time not desperate or chaotic, just a moment in time. I am fermenting in the cleanest air I’ve ever breathed.

I vaped because that air was too clean after all.

I picked up my vape, turned it over in my hand, pressed the power button a single time, and watched with curiosity as the display on the front lit up in blocky LEDs reading 3.3V •[0!!!].

Then I ripped that thang then coughed violently.

How to Vape Wax Correctly

• It is common to get the cartridges 'stuck' or 'clogged', where no airflow is happening, no matter how hard you suck.
• And you know you suck.
  • But you can't admit that even to yourself, so you will blame the cartridge for being cheap.
• I am here to absolve you from sucking at sucking.

1. Weed resin is a much more denser liquid than ones with nicotine. It creates a dense vapor as well.
2. After you inhale, some of that vapor stays in that little channel in the mouth piece.
3. As it cools, it becomes a sticky liquid again, jamming up the mouthpiece.

• This is why your cartridges gets stuck all the time.
• The solution is the same thing we tell every first-time smokers:
  • BREATHE IN TWICE.
• Just remember to suck off the last remaining vapor to make sure it's clear.
• Just like you shake your dick or wipe your pussy after taking a leak.
• If it is currently stuck, you could try to:
  • Press the button and heat up the coil. This should melt some parts of the solidified resin, making it softer.
• Get a thin pokey thing, like an unbent (bent?) paper clip, and poke through it.
• Try sucking it.

The Deepest Shit I've Ever Been In

Personalized 7th Layer of Hell

1st level of hell

A bunch of zombie dicks with gunpowder powered cum shooting fat deadly loads at you from multiple angles.

2nd level of hell

Being trapped in a crystalline ball, every pore of your body filled with glass, every void filled with the echoes of all the real screams you’ve ever heard.

3rd level of hell

Braving remote work with a tummy ache.

4th level of hell

My fucking bastard roommate ate all of the mozzarella in the fridge and I was going to make a pizza tonight and he fucking knew that but ate it anyway. The level of disrespect I feel on a daily basis just existing in my house is too fucking high. I'm sick of his fucking antics and overly apologetic sorry ass attitude any time I call him out. I'm going to hire a hitman, I swear to God I'm going to hire one.

MY DEEPEST SHIT

What is the deepest shit that you’ve ever experienced?

Well, it doesn’t matter, because we’re about to beat it.

We are hosting a deepest shit contest in the waters of Half Moon Bay near San Francisco, California. We will give 1 MILL-E-ON dollars to the sickest son of a bitch who takes the deepest shit in the ocean.

Go below deck this year and dive your way to victory as you hold a big ol’ shit and unleash that beast at the bottom. Shit deeper than all the others at this year’s deepest shit competition.

Standard restrictions apply.

sound.wav

Adrianne Lenker with the 👌👌

interesting.vid

Elon Musk produced this (also David Sacks).

prompts.bib

• Cover - We're in trouble now
  /imagine a woman screams in terror as she is swallowed by an umbrella of pain looming over her life:: a woman being attacked by an umbrella:: a shimmering, golden umbrella shoots a cloud over a woman who is screaming in fear --v 6.0 --s 250 --w 500
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 1 - The life I live
  /imagine dna signing an nda --v 6.0 --weird 50 --c 10 --stylize 250
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 2 - dnaandnda
  /imagine DNA AND NDA --v 6.0
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 3 - cloudbuster '69
  /imagine I vaped because I wanted to, because I was used to it. I vaped to uplift my mind and gather a semblance of division between myself and reality. A pleasant distance, not running, but appreciating from the other side. --v 6.0
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 4 - A hazy experience
  /imagine a burnt out woman is trying to smoke a vape pen with all of her might:: a woman with a bright red face is trying to blow her breath vigorously through a weed pen --v 6.0 --stylize 150 --style raw
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 5 - The second level
  /imagine a man trapped in a crystalline ball, every pore of his body filled with glass:: a man stuck in a crystal ball --v 6.0 --style raw
• 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 6 - It's contest time
  /imagine a cartoon of a bustling contest on a beach. There are stands for the people as they cheer on the competitors standing on the beach --v 6.0