ꂶ Line
A line of thought is shaped more like the flight path of birds migrating through a windstorm than a straight line.
In thinking, there’s room for exploration; to feel thoughts out. If a thought went in a line then it might as well be a wheel rolling down a flat plane, helplessly approaching its destination.
That’s not us, right?
But, the meandering migration is still a line.
Do you see the line?
....^ܠ^
– ƴΐ⍧ի⍲e⌊ ⅋ yӭ𐦤⚇⍕⍑
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some things from the whole thing; excerpts
Social Norm Chameleons
A dialogue
𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 1“Is not knowing what a faux pas is a faux pas?”
“Don’t you know what a faux pas is?”
“Depends…”
“It’s not a faux pas.”
“What?”
“Not knowing what a faux pas is isn’t a faux pas.”
“Thank god, if that’s the case then I can honestly say I don’t know what a faux pas is.”
“Lying is a faux pas.”
“What?”
“If you didn’t know what a faux pas was then you wouldn’t have known whether or not to admit it, so you must be lying.”
“I find false accusations to be the greater faux pas in most circles.”
“See, there you go again.”
“There I go again what?”
“There you go again, knowing what a faux pas is.”
“I’ve told you twice already I know no such thing.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Well, I find that overwhelmingly offensive.”
Confirmation Bias
A truth
𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 2Old people who say things like, “I’ve been smoking a pack of Marlboro’s per day for my whole life and I still feel perfectly healthy!” are sponsored by big tobacco.
convoluted_kernels
I’m burnt out.
A confession
𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 3Sometimes I just want a simple job, that may seem routine and superficial, but helps me deeply connect with other people.
For example, what if I was friends with a coworker whose job was to type equations on a calculator and show them to me, so, I can do my job which is to try to read it and then write it down. And we just chit-chat about life outside of work, or even life out of this world, as I complain about how the equation is out of focus. Like:
With such deep trust and low stakes, I wouldn't have to constantly worry about people's expectations, all the possible imaginary faux pas. I wouldn't be scrounging for a smoke, trying to break out of the prison of artificial meaning and the handcuff of salaries and benefits. I could just squint and bicker, just be myself, just be two people, figuring out life as we go along. Just figuring it out, just figuring it out, I'm just trying to figure out how, how...
Pick up line for astrologers
Advice ✨
The stars are poppin' off right now!
Mercury is on retrograde, so, I was wondering, uhh...
Do you want to check out my crystals?
𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 4How to vibe out
A guide
- Wake up after eight hours of sleep.
- Drink a heavily caffeinated coffee drink.
- Take a 20mg instant release Adderall.
- Massive bong rip; huuuge bong rip.
- Put sunglasses and headphones on.
- Walk out into the sun.
- Bask in the glorious light of the sun. Take in each pulse of your warm photonic blanket in tune with the frequency of the planet and the small flat space you feel the most connected to.
- Take off all of your clothes, grab your longboard, and start wailing down the street.
- Scream at all the pedestrians about their impending doom and offer no escape beyond an affirmative platitude.
- Find a gun.
- Point it at strangers. Point it at other things too.
- Get back to your house, put some slippers on.
- Call your loved ones and tell them how much they mean to you.
- Fire up dat computer.
- Go to chess.com.
- When games start, quickly look at the country that your opponent is playing in, it will show up as a flag by their username.
- Do good internet research using ChatGPT to find out all the geopolitical tea you can get on their residence.
- Start talking shit like the ambassadors in the UN do.
- Demoralize your opponent by making fun of them for things out of their control.
- Checkmate.
- Lose eventually and flip your desk upside down, go straight up hulk mode on all the destructible objects in your immediate environment.
- Wallow in regret at the transgressions you’ve levied upon the place you live. You really clowned yourself this time.
- Watch YouTube.
- Now you’re vibin’.
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things that sense & get incensed by signals; shorts
𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖙 5Top 5 worst things to shout after getting shot in the chest
A list
- My titties!
- Fuck knuckles!
- Boobus toobus!
- Holy smokes!
- Bazinga!
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quotes.txt
"You live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality. You are that reality. When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything. That is all."
— Kalu Rinpoche
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prompts.bib
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/imagine Billboard on a brick wall city street:: Billboard of old man smoking:: Two friends standing under a billboard:: Two friends smoking under billboard --v 6.0 - Artifact 1
/imagine Angry intellectual debates:: Faux pas --v 6.0 - Artifact 2
/imagine Billboard on a brick wall city street:: Billboard of old man smoking:: Two friends standing under a billboard:: Two friends smoking under billboard --v 6.0 - Artifact 3
Photo of a brooding man on the street:: Burnout:: Yearning for connection:: Burnt out streets --v 6.0 - Artifact 4
/imagine A street photo of a man vibing out:: Vibe out dancing mania:: Dance of fury and tears of joy:: Tears of joy --v 6.0 - Artifact 5
/imagine A photo of a man vibing out:: Vibing out with manic dances:: Tears of joy and fury --ar 4:3 --v 6.0