Nov
03
➩➫➬➯ You Win a Free Doobie!
Discord
The best place to reach our chronically online asses
Twitter
We have 4 followers, and we don't
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yelliott
Literally just a croc with sunglasses on.
Oct
25
ෞ Center of the Universe
We recently received feedback from some of our subscribers.
* They open it because they like keeping the inbox clean.
* They
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Oct
05
𐁙 The Deep State
We're sorry that we're not sorry that you didn't even notice the unplanned hiatus
10 min read
Sep
14
ል Rock ⅋ Roll
We had sex.
We did drugs.
So naturally, we must now rock and roll.
(> . <)_\m/
– ƴΐ⍧ի⍲e⌊
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Sep
01
𐄯 Drugs
We need to alter our minds. We need to alter our spirits. With drugs.
11 min read
Aug
25
⌱ Sex
That was not meant to be a clickbait, but you were tickled to click it.
Sex is a loaded term,
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Aug
17
ꆗ What a time to be alive
I absolutely understand you, if you read that sarcastically. The world is definitely burning right now, whether you measure it
12 min read
Aug
02
ඤ The Truth Hurts
Sometimes we all need a little tough love. When the truth hurts, it's okay if it leaves a
6 min read
Jul
22
ʭ Take Care of Yourself
People know what they do;
frequently they know why they do what they do;
but what they don't
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Jul
13
ஐ Express Yourself
"Why do you make music?"
I asked several of my friends who were musicians. I don't
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