A Grain of Sand in a Dark Room

Disclaimer: We are dumb as shit and you will not learn anything from this newsletter.

A balls to the wall call to action

Are you tired of reading newsletters by people who think they’re smarter than you? Of subscribing to content created explicitly to drive growth and fOStEr CoMmUnIty? Every sullen pseudo-intellectual with a goddamn keyboard has become an AI expert this year. Guess what, they don’t know what they’re talking about and neither do you. Neither do any of us. I don’t, Yichael doesn’t, your professors and heroes don’t even know what the fuck is going on. We’re not trying to make sense of things, we’re trying to scatter them.

Why does every Substack newsletter read like a college essay? Where’s the edge? Where’s the grit? Where’s the part that makes consuming art interesting and fun? We will not educate you,

we will turn your brain into soup and make a fingerpainting with it.

If you’re sick of reading the esteemed opinions of eloquent grifters and just want to scream into the void, just want to reach into your chest and drag your ego out by the scruff of its neck, then hit that MF like and subscribe button and come on this journey. This shit is going to SUCK.

-- Yelliott

A realistic take on what this is going to be - DVD commentary

We had a hard time coming up with the name, or a anything resembling a coherent concept, for that matter.

All we knew was that we wanted to keep on writing stuff. Or basically just hanging out, fucking around and finding out what we've written.

-- Yichael

Noise Feed

• Local Facebook mom spices up post with tasteful use of the word fuck. Claims, “I just wanted people to know I have a little edge to me.”
• Local Facebook mom drains two bottles of red wine while cuddling dogs.
• Local Facebook mom refuses to acknowledge that family is in shambles.
• Local Facebook mom with unmarried children experiences phantom wedding stress.
• Local corporate douchebag cashes in on major empathy points after offering spreadsheet to recently laid off tech workers
• Local gangster gets nipples tattooed on his balls so they look like boobs
• Local gangster starts testicle brassiere company

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